Slang

Last night, don't laugh but one of our school assignments was to find some examples of good and bad writing online and then we had to write our own nightmare email that broke all the rules.

This was mine:

Yo K-Dawg, what up? I cant go shopping w/u tmrw cuz i have to go 2 lunch w/my g-ma.have fun n dont by to much clothes!!!!!!!!!

peace out.

The sad slash funny thing about this is that when K dawg and I email this is what they sound like. Except of course for the improper usage of "by" and "to" the bad grammar of "to much" I'm not that unedumacated :) So then I read Erin's blog after this assignment and it was so perfect. What are some of my loyal readers favorite slang phrases and words that you use when no one's looking? I'll start you off by showing you my comment to Erin's blog last night. I know there are people who read this who use slang, so please don't be shy and no I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I talk like this....ok well maybe just a little.

my personal faves that you should only use if you are trying to up your level of sophistication are:
word?
word up?
word to ya motha.
dude
for rills?
freak, frickin and friggin
mother!!
oh and my all time favorite...dang gina! (used as an exclamation)
and sadly yes I do use these phrases on a daily basis..