11 Step Program for Those Thinking of Having Kids....step 12
Step 12 is courtesy of Karley.....in her case, as in many others, it is no exaggeration.
Punch yourself in the ear. Stab a pencil in your eye. Headbutt a concrete wall. Walk on some broken light bulbs. Snot rocket onto your shirt. Pass some gas on your own face. Now you're ready for the physical abuse of a two year old monster child.
3 comments:
haha... you so lovingly posted what some of us lucky mothers endure, the step 12 that possibly leads to a Child Services visit perhaps?
hahahaha. thanks kassie. i'm feeling good about this upcoming baby now.
They are missing one about potty training a two year old who wipes her poo all over the crib...
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